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Obama, phone home
By Yoel Marcus
Tags: Israel News, Barack Obama

The French singer Joe Dassin had a comic song about how he escaped from jail. He made himself a pair of shoes with the heel facing frontward and tricked the prison guards, who thought he was walking back while he was really heading straight out the prison gate.

Reading that Israeli basketball champion Tal Brody, now 65, coiner of the victory whoop "We're on the map," has joined Likud, I found myself humming Dassin's song. Illogical, but good for a laugh.

Most, if not all, of the new stars that Benjamin Netanyahu is recruiting are "exes" of some kind - an ex-chief of staff, an ex-army spokesman, ex-Likudniks like Dan Meridor and Benny Begin, and even Pnina Rosenblum, an ex-model. Anything to keep Likud from looking too extreme.
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Maybe that explains why Uzi Landau decided to join Yisrael Beiteinu's Avigdor Lieberman, although Netanyahu's "new" Likud is where Landau, yet another ex, really belongs. After Ehud Barak's saber-rattling speech in the Knesset, Landau quipped that Gaza was now shaking, but with laughter. A typical Landau response to the rumors that Netanyahu plans to make Barak his defense minister if he gets into power.

Anyone watching Israel's three major parties gearing up for early elections in December is forced to reach the depressing conclusion that our Barack Obama has not appeared yet, if he ever will. Obama, all of 47, electrified not only America but the whole world.

Unlike Tzipi Livni, who is 50, Obama has never been an acting president or a vice president or the prince of any party. He is just a young man who decided early in life that he wanted to be something and could. The slogan "Yes we can" is mainly about him.

Obama didn't get any special TLC from his party. He didn't fight like 72-year-old Benjamin Ben-Eliezer for sixth place on the list. He didn't set ultimatums like Ami Ayalon - "prime minister or nothing." He just slogged away until he got to the top. His novelty lay in proving that the impossible was possible, that one could win against all odds, and against prejudice. Obama has come to power as a global economic crisis looms. But despite his age and color - a shocker for America - the people of America trust him.

In contrast to Obama, Netanyahu, who messed up twice, is trying to get back in the race for a third time and step into Ariel Sharon's shoes. For the moment, he is not revealing his cards, and is surrounding himself with "new" people. But the man perceived as the father of the pension-fund fiasco has not proposed any alternative. Ecstatic over the public-opinion polls, he has let the numbers go to his head.

Livni, like Ehud Olmert, got onto the prime minister track by chance - unlike Obama, who readied himself for the takeover since he was young, through knowledge, planning, ability, and above all, honesty. The two former Likudniks were cultivated on Sharon's ranch, but they don't have Arik's talent and experience.

The Sharon and Olmert era gave politics a bad name. According to a recent survey, 72 percent of Israelis believe the government is corrupt. One prime minister was suspected, along with his sons, of misappropriating funds to finance his election campaign. Another is suspected of various acts of fraud, among them the Rishon Tours double-billing affair, which may lead to an indictment.

Livni is Mrs. Clean in both conduct and character, but that is not enough to rouse the public and create the tidal wave of excitement that Obama has generated in the United States. The obstacle on Livni's path to untainted leadership, despite hopes that she could succeed where others have failed, is Ehud Olmert. The man who said that the moment an indictment was filed he would resign, and who was expected to maintain a low profile, at least while under police investigation, is deliberately setting a trap for her with a slew of pseudo-initiatives.

Olmert is getting Livni into hot water with his declarations that the only solution is to go back to the 1967 borders and withdraw from all the territories. He is ruining things for her by promising concessions in talks with the Syrians without bringing her into the loop. He convenes a forum to rescue the economy and doesn't invite her. He is creating the impression that he would rather see Bibi win.

Olmert has not forgiven her for demanding that he resign over the failure of the Second Lebanon War. His response to her galling attempt to replace him is "Let me die with the Philistines."

Despite the billboards proclaiming "It's good for the state" alongside Livni's picture, I wouldn't say she is on the way to becoming Israel's Obama just yet. But leaders like Obama are born when a nation is in trouble. There is no denying that the State of Israel, with its vast array of problems, needs such a leader.

At the moment, we are still waiting for our Obama to phone home.
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  1.   He surely would exist, but unfortunately our Israeli friends.... 09:28  |  Swiss (Dino) 28/11/08
  2.   Still waiting for phone from Marcus, what is so good about Obama 10:16  |  Genuine Tosefta 28/11/08
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  4.   Dino, so sad, so sad..... 10:52  |  FOX 28/11/08
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  7.   i knew.... 16:17  |  saul a. readner 28/11/08
  8.   i knew... 21:02  |  saul a. readner 28/11/08
  9.   Marcus - Forever, the Dimwit 02:31  |  Tod Zuckerman 29/11/08
  10.   Marcus+more drivel 22:06  |  JfromC 29/11/08
  11.   Livni and Obama are a threat to Israel`s future 00:56  |  Uri 30/11/08
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