"Do you imagine a Rabbi checking a `non believer"to see if he or she are kosher atheist or fake. - ricardito
That could be interesting.
Rabbi: "The Shema is?"
Atheist: "Hear, O Israel the nothing is our nothing! The nothing is not!"
Rabbi: `what do you do on Shabbat`?
Atheist: "I cook bacon and eggs in an omelet for breakfast, drive to the gym, and work out."
Rabbi: "Your not an atheist, your secular!" |
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