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Title: | A Jewish Fathrs Day Prayer | |||
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| Name: | Shimon Cleopas | | |||
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| City: | Arlington | State: | Virginia | | |
| Dear God, 1.After a long sixth Genesis day, you are cordially invited to break bread with us, your most difficult creature. 2.May this Evening Meal of Five Loaves, prepared by a small shepherd boy mahdi, tutored by Mother Mary in the same manner that Raysiel trained Jacob, be most pleasing to you as follows: Loaf1 - A Big Bang that engineers The Arrival of The Messiah. Loaf2 - A Deep Hole that entraps the Primordial Snake and decapitates its head. Loaf3 - A Laser Sword that opens the Gate of Heaven causing a most-awaited object to fall upon a Holy Spot and with pinpoint accuracy. Loaf4 - A GPS that tirelessly tracks down the lost sheep. Loaf5 - A Black Hole that gently sucks everyone into one fold, one shepherd. 4.May the above formula that catches the Two Big Fish: The Antichrist and Jesus Christ, whose symbol is FISH, obliterate The ME Crisis, entitle us to become your worthy children and persuade you to remain with us now and forever, Amen. 5.Happy Fathers Day |
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