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Talkback
Title:Exodus II
Name:Shimon Cleopas
City: ArlingtonState: Virginia
1.Truth will come, falsehood will vanish.

2.In Exodus, Moses had to prove to the slaves that he was an ordained Deliverer by turning his staff into a snake. Through the years however, we have become slaves of the snake of Moses which morphed into a ruthless dictator.

3.God knew another Exodus is needed and guided another Deliverer - a small but well trained shepherd boy mahdi.

4.This mahdi will have the combined talents of Moses, David, Bill Gates and Einstein and will utilize a God-given formula of Five Loaves and Two Fish to produce The Apocalyptic Bomb.

5.The First Loaf entraps and decapitates the snake of Moses. The Second Loaf engineers the arrival of The Messiah or the return of the real Jesus Christ. The Third Loaf get rids of wolves in sheeps clothing. The Fourth loaf finds the lost sheep and The Fifth Loaf gathers the flock into one fold, one shepherd.

6.Get ready for the penultimate 3-second battle of Megiddo: The Mahdi versus Benedict et al.