We need additional laws to get the Arabs in line, so here are some ideas:
* A law to ban the incorporation of the Israeli flag or its components (star and blue stripes) into underwear. Anyone wearing a flag-like bra or underpants will be fined 10,000 shekels. If the underwear is also dirty, it will be 20,000.
* Happiness law: Arabs must be happy on critical days--Israeli independence day, 15 May, 29 October. They must be sober and responsive on Holocaust Day.
* Compulsory Hallel: All synagogues must incorporate the Hallel into their Yom Atzmaut services. They must be happy! Since Arabs go to mosques, all mosques will be closed on compulsory Hallel days.
* Recircumsion: Many Arab males are improperly circumcised. All Arab male applicants for civil service jobs must undergo recircumcision. |
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