By Zvi Bar'el : Turkey may cancel Israel drone deal over missed deadlines
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Title:#3 What secrets would those be, Jon?
Name:Johnboy
City: SydneyState: Australia
"I hope Israel had the brains not to reveal all its secrets to the notoriously untrustworthy turks."

Syrian: Pssst! Abdul! Come over here...
Turk: Whadda` want, Bashir?

Syrian: Shhhhhhhhh! Keeeeep the noise down.
Turk: [sigh] Look, I`m in a bad mood, so just tell me what you want, OK???

Syria: OK! OK! The secret! The secret to the Israeli drone!
Turk: [sigh] It`s this: the f**king thing can`t even get off the ground.

Syria: Whaaaat! You`re joking, aren`t you?
Turk: [sigh] I wish I was....

Man, this story is just so funny on so many levels.