"I hope Israel had the brains not to reveal all its secrets to the notoriously untrustworthy turks."
Syrian: Pssst! Abdul! Come over here... Turk: Whadda` want, Bashir?
Syrian: Shhhhhhhhh! Keeeeep the noise down. Turk: [sigh] Look, I`m in a bad mood, so just tell me what you want, OK???
Syria: OK! OK! The secret! The secret to the Israeli drone! Turk: [sigh] It`s this: the f**king thing can`t even get off the ground.
Syria: Whaaaat! You`re joking, aren`t you? Turk: [sigh] I wish I was....
Man, this story is just so funny on so many levels. |
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