to get rid of two big thorns in his side. and the REAL reason for suleiman`s visit to israel was to work out final details with netanyahu.
you see, once lieberman arrives in egypt, and after all the initial speeches and hoopla, he`s to be detained and quickly spirited away to the gaza border, and exchanged for shalit.
meanwhile, lieberman look alike, garfield the cat[who is actually an imbedded mossad agent], has flown to egypt from america, and even as we speak, is making film clips in which he`s declaring his intention to trade himself for shalit. garfield`s face will then be superimposed over lieberman`s in the media clips of him standing next to suleiman as he speaks after his arrival, and with only a few seconds delay[thanks to computer technology], will be broadcast as "live".
it`s actually a stroke of pure genius on netanyahu`s part. shalit is freed, bibi get`s rid of a major liability, and egypt gets out from under the impossible task of trying to broker a deal with israel`s constant seesawing over the terms. hamas meanwhile, thinking they`ve upped their bargaining power, will be stuck with lieberman and no hope for any negotiated exchange of prisoners. poor guys...it seems almost inhumane! hell, give em a week or two and they`re likely to pursue unconditional peace just so they can give him back!
hmmmm...i wonder what bibi will do if THAT happens? lol. |
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