| I didn`t marry a Jewish girl. I remember when I was about 16, I went with my Mom to this party in Beverly Hills where they were celebrating the birthday of some friend of my Mom. My Mom nudges me and says, "See that? That`s their daughter. Go talk to her. I looked at that and "that" was a good name for "it." I couldn`t even see her face for all the craters and she was overweight like 60 pounds. Later on, I fell in love with this Jewish girl who was acceptable looking. As soon as I said something about "going steady," that girl dumped me liked nobody`s business and went straight for the Catholic Mexican Gang Member. I was so stupid. I even sent her off with him saying, "Have a good time!" I was a shmuck! I ended up getting a good one. She`s not Jewish but who cares? It`s nobody`s business. Not even the Rabbis. |
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