funniest twist on religion I`ve ever heard. Treating your deceased relatives like carry-on luggage at the airport? Just pack `em up and drag `em with you to the afterlife, without them having any say? Do we become household pets when we die? The property of our descendents? It just boggles my mind that anybody takes this seriously enough to actually take issue with it. And they aren`t even touching the remains... just a willing convert who`s worried about going to a different afterlife than grampa!
That`s it. Now all you religious folks have gone and done it. I live near 2 or 3 major cemetaries. I`m gonna start converting everyone there posthumously. And to random religions. I`ll even make up some new ones. And then the nearby high school... without telling them. They won`t even know... I`ll just baptize everyone Hindu from a distance or something. And not knowing they`re Hindus, they`ll be lousy ones and will have a lousy afterlife because of it. They`re all doomed. |
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