I rented a Moped one day. They took my passport as collateral. One mile away the handlebars came right off. I walked the bike back to the hostel. The burly guy said, "No passport!" I walked to the police station and sat down. The chief of police said, "No problem! I call him right now! He my cousin!"
A bunch of us listened to this bar manager rant for about 20 minutes about how "cheap" Jews were. Finally this American guy spoke up. "You mean cheap, like this sandwich? The meat is thinner than a sheet of paper!" It was! |
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