Man walks into an orthodox synagoge and tells the Rabbi - I need to say Kaddish for my dog. Rabbi responds - our orthodox traditions don`t allow such things, but try the reform shul down the block. A little dejected the man turns and is about to leave when he asks one more question of the Rabbi. Do you think the reform shul will accept a $50,000 donation in memory of my dog, Moishe. Quickly the Rabbi retorts. Wait a minute! You didn`t mention that your dog was Jewish. |
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