Anti-Syrian coalition: According to UN resolution 1701 you are supposed to disarm and there can be only a national army in Lebanon.
Hezbo: That is not necessary, just have the government decide that we are legal and if you do not do that, then . . .
Anti-Syrian coalition: OK that will make the 1701 requirments go away and all our troubles disappear. And the ones that don`t disapper we will just blame on the Israelies
Hezbo: Great. And while you are at it, have the government decide also that earth is 1/4 of its current size. This will save on fuel and time when we travel.
Anti-Syrian coalition: What a brilliant idea, how come we didn`t think about this before? |
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