I accept. I volunteer to run the country.
The Knesset and Olmert can set up a reality show to entertain the public with video footage of his prosecution.
I will govern the country through executive decree from my apartment in Florida. We`ll have to come to a payment arrangement for services rendered, of course, with the standard "golden parachute" retirement package, but I will assume the burden of leading Israel through this difficult time. The way things have been going, I expect the "Olmert and Knesset Show" to run at least 5 more seasons, and I expect a percentage of revenues from that as well, but what`s important is that you can rest assured that you`ll have competent, capable leadership in the years to come, with bread and circuses for everyone with, of course, a non-refundability clause applying for all terms and conditions of the contract. Please post an article with contact info for contract negotiations. Expressions of gratitude are also welcome. |
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