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Title: | Israel "expects Gaza flare-up" | |||
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| Name: | Johnboy | | |||
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| City: | Sydney | State: | Australia | | |
| IDF Spokesmodel: We expect the Gaza ceasefire, if there is one - and we aren`t saying there will be one - but if there is one then we expect it to break down in 2 weeks, 4 days, 3 hours and 11 minutes. Haaretz reporter: How can you be so precise? Spokesmodel: Well, there`s a full moon that night, you see, and you can`t expect us to fire our artillery *blind*, do you??? Reporter: So the IDF plans to be the party that breaks the truce? Spokesmodel: Whoah! Hang On A Minute! When did I say that?!?!?!?!? It will be a Pre-Emptive Defensive Fire-suppression Artillery Barrage, and you can quote me on that! Reporter: A what-what-what?!?!? Spokesmodel: Just report that it was their fault, OK? And fer goodness sake don`t report the firing *until* we fire!!!! |
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