IRAN: We are the more brutal: We have the Chutzpah to explicitly declare we want to annihilate Israel, and deny the Holocaust too.
AL-QAIDA: You heretic Persian sect! You only kill Jews in Argentina, and Americans in Lebanon. We were able to kill anybody on American, British or Spanish soil !
IRAN: Really? So why is our Sheikh Nasrallah the most popular Arab leader? Because he declares he hates the Jews, not only Zionists! And indeed we have killed both in Buenos Aires way before you even started to hide in Waziristan`s caves, you sunni shmock !
AL-QAIDA: When we install the eternal Caliphate and pigs and monkeys -all dhimmis- are butchered or converted to Islam, your twisted impure sect, contaminated with Persian paganism, will be exterminated.
IRAN: You wish ! The hidden imam will arise from Natanz and mushroom you and your Arab Untermenschen to radioactive pieces ! We are leading the Muslim world, because we are way more anti-Semitic than you are.
Al-QAIDA: You.. |
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