Recognizing that Hillary and Obama were gaining a march by pandering to Jewish voters, John McCain decided to act.
"I flew the Ayit while a Saint", he exclaimed, " and I would have flown them for Israel in the Yom Kippur War, but I was tied up at the time."
Then McCain promised to wage as many wars in as many arab (and Iran) as possible if he is elected.
The candidate, upon becoming seated, knocked back a shot of Mogen David Concord wine, to the laughter of a bunch of VF pukes who knocked back twice as many shots of scotch. |
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