Dear Prime Minister,
I hope that your trip to Japan has been a success. Meanwhile, Hamas fired at least 40 Quassam missiles over the Negev, killing an Israeli and wounding a number of citizens. Regarding the march. Hamas has decided, they will await your return. However as you have been informed, some dude mullah from Iran has tried to play down the rhetoric of Armadillo Jam. Take no notice, its a PR stunt. The important point on todays agenda is again Iran. They are very close to detonating a nuclear device. I suggest that you up the ante to maximum this weekend. Tell the Russians the truth, the fiddlers are closer than they think. Obama will definately win the Democratic Party nomination. Go easy on the saki and cigars.
Yours truly,
Stephen Nightmare. |
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