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| Name: | Mark Lincoln | | |||
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| City: | Houston | State: | Texas | | |
| At the Wizendnazi Institute for Alzheimer`s study in Sun City Uruguay doctors announced that the last three surviving important Nazis, George Bushler of Munich, Edward Olmert of Jerusalem and Pervert Musharraf of Karachi have all retired to deterioration in the land of no memory, Sun City Uruguay. They are pursued by the operators of the Simon Wiesenthat Center for self-promotion which is hunting for new Nazis in South America. "We know there must be new Nazis, because we have run out of old Nazis", stated Raken, de Bucksin, of the Simon Wiesenthat Center. "Unless there are new Nazis, we are out of a job." he noted. "So, as there are few Nazis left to pursue, we must invent some new ones." "Thus we have scoured the geriatric centers of an entire continent and have identified those in this age most like the old Nazis," Mr. Bucksin observed. "Now we must persecute them in their dotage as they persecuted others before" was his excuse. |
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