I vote for John Stewart as the news anchor on Channel 2 and 1 (is that right?). To be followed by jay leno and his "Boardwalk Stars". Weekly guest appearance by letterman`s top 10 (see? no prejudice). Daily dose of all the above recommended for both israelites, arabists and other humans residing everywhere between mediterranean and Jordan river.
the only time you see or hear Olmert, peretz, haniyeh, Abbas and the rest of the gang is when they make a guest appearance on one of the above shows (hopefully to talk about animal rights, like the disappearing birdies). For a touch of class, cut to scenes of Barbaro - his life and death, guaranteed to reduce all audiences everywhere to a river of tears. For more comic relief we can always cue in voices from Wolong province and the panda breeding program (where the pandas get to watch hours of pandaporn, with lecture notes by bespectacled and serious chinese experts on recommended reproduction rituals).
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