Gimme Shelter, From the Rolling Stones

After a lifetime of rocking, one Israeli is staying home for the Rolling Stones concert.

Even if the Beatles were to come to Tel Aviv's Hayarkon Park in full complement, the living and the dead together, I would never make it out of the house. And even if Mick Jagger were to send me a free VIP golden-ring-whatever ticket with a little drawing of a heart in his own handwriting as a Shavuot gift, I would apologize nicely and beg off, saying I had a bad case of the flu. There's...