All that glitters / Yes, Dankner is cutting your hair
Delaying repayment without compensation and putting in no money of his own. Doesn't sound like an offer investors can't resist.
Two guys are hanging out and one asks the other if he wants to join an orgy.
"How do we have an orgy? asks the first. "You bring your wife and I'll bring a supermodel," his friend explains. The first one asks, "And what if the supermodel doesn't show up?" "Well, I guess that just leaves the three of us," the second guy says.